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Post subject: Could this be the Himmelveil suburbs?
Posted: 12-12-2006, 07:08 AM
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Welcome to B.B.(that’s Best Builders) Wolf Construction Company. Whether it’s commercial or residential, if you’ve got construction needs, we’ve got the plan that’s right for you
Wander through our new series of floor plan models and you’ll find the greatest selection of homes available to meet every budget and lifestyle.
And we’re not just huffin’ and puffin’ here folks. For example here are some of the improvements we’ve made on our newly upgraded Series 1 model.
While still great for the young bohemian life-style or that first starter home for a growing family, we’ve upgraded the walls from straw to premium wood and plaster. And to help keep the rain outside where it belongs, we’ve replaced the old standard thatched roof with our new wooden shingles.
Here’s what one happy customer, Audrey Hamlet had to say about her Series 1 model home: “There’s just no comparison. I was just blown away. I’ll never go back to a thatched roof home again!”
So if you’re a bohemian and want to keep the hair on your chinny chin-chin, or have a young growing family always on the move then our Series 1 homes could be just the thing for you.
Looking for something a little more rustic? Solid? Then our Series 2 home designs might interest you. We designed these just with the woodsman in mind. Built for the manly man. Solid, total wood homes using nothing but the finest natural hardwoods from the forests surrounding Himmelveil. These homes have so much wood in their construction they’ve earned the George W. Bush Deforestation award three years in a row.
When asked how satisfied recent new home-builder, Paulette Hamlet (yes, that’s Audrey’s sister), was, this is what the happy little lady had to say: “Oh, my goodness, I am blown away and thrilled to bits. I just love the smell of fresh cut wood and there’s even room now for those hunting dogs my husband bought from Bob and Doug McKenzie, eh.”.
So, if you’re an outdoorsman needing a solid base-camp or perhaps a hunting club needing a new lodge, check out B.B. Wolf’s Series 2 solid wood building designs. They could be just want you “axed” for.
Moving into our more commercial line but certainly maintaining B.B.Wolf’s signature sharp-toothed architectural flare is our Series 3 building designs.
Built of stone and wood these buildings are made to withstand the ravages of time as well as the occasional siege here and there. These buildings make a statement – “Nothing’s going to blow me away!”
Their unique vaulted ceiling designs and open-floor plan lay-outs make them excellent choices for churches, monasteries, government seats, armories, or storing your surplus crops for the winter.
Happy homemaker Denise Hamlet (yep, another sibling) has this to say about her Series 3 building; “Our family is expanding and now with all this space, my husband can run his business at home and there’s still room to bring the chickens and Celine d., our milk-cow, in for the winter. Eh!”
Yes, folks our stone-solid Series 3 building designs can accommodate you with any kind of space and floor plans your group might need. As long as it’s mostly rectangular in shape.
And you might ask.. How do I get a new B.B. Wolf building? It’s easy.
Once building plans have been approved by the government officials at Himmelveil WWG and we have secured zoning approving, we can start building right away.
Please be sure to check out all three new series of B.B. Wolf buildings in our catalog for all your options available.
If interested, please place your pre-orders and comments here.
And remember our motto here at B.B. Wolf’s Construction…”of course you want it, it’s from Himmelveil!”
B.B. Wolf (formerly known as B.B.(Big Bad)Wolf Destruction Company. That business didn’t really work out –kept eating all the profits.)
Sorry about the corny story line but I just wanted to tie my kitbashs into one main theme. I came up with the idea and my wife wrote the story. She is a wanna be romance writer. One novel completed, but not published yet. She did get a short story subject into print last year. I'm very proud of my talented woman (Wife). I have submitted these kitbashs from the Village set to Aubrey.
Three series: Plaster Series One - Ten, single homes and three, 2-story homes
Plus four versions of steeple tops and one chimney
Wood Series Two - Two, 2-story homes
Plus two steeple tops and one chimney
Stone Series Three - One, 2-story building and five, single level buildings with Wall extentions
Plus two steeple tops, chimney, and a medium wall with corner posts.
These look great, and as I'm running a city-based D&D campaign, I wait for them to show up in the kitbash seciton with increasing desire....
(Hint, Hint...)
Hello folks, B.B. Wolf here of B.B. Wolf Construction. It’s good to be back and are we excited to update you on not one, but two, of our latest designs!
But first a little background on where we’ve been since we finished our last set of plans being endorsed by the Himmelveil zoning board, (and more importantly, by the Hamlet sisters) and how we came up with these – our newest - designs.
You never know where inspiration will come from or when it will strike.
Still, I should have known by the way she was dressed – wearing that strange red hooded dress thing and carrying that goofy basket purse full of home-made chocolate chip cookies with nuts - she was going to be a challenge to work with. I knew better and I should have declined the contract…it wasn’t as if she was loaded with money or had anything of material value. She just seemed to really need my services so I took her in.
She hadn’t come in looking for a run-of- the mill building design for herself either. No, in fact, she didn’t want something built for herself at all but, was looking to update her grandmother’s cottage. And she insisted I meet the woman first so I could get to know her.
Okay, I thought. All the better to sink my teeth into what the best plan design would be. I was willing to go look and listen. In my business you have to be all eyes and ears anyway.
So I paid a visit on the old girl. She lived on the outskirts of one those sleepy little bedroom communities in a run-down dilapidated ramshackle of a cottage. Anyway, I knocked on the door and that’s when things started happening.
As I talked with Granny and looked around, my eyes grew wide at the shape the place was in. My, what big holes the walls had. And my ears – they couldn’t help but be assaulted by the moaning floorboards beneath my feet. My, what creaking they made. I shuddered to think someone would live in a place like this.
So, what was a conscientious, upstanding, honest boy-scout of a constructor to do but build the poor old bat another cottage?
Which I did, and that’s where the initial design came from. Made of sturdy stone walls and solid roofing, I made sure Little Miss Red’s Granny would want for nothing in this new home. And I threw in little barn-like touches just to add to the rural environment she lived in.
I personally supervised the construction myself on this one, folks, and even though Granny wasn’t the easiest of old hags to get along with (she harped constantly about not trusting my smile – something about my teeth being too long) I made sure the job got done just the way I wanted it done. I even threw in a couple of out buildings as well including two storehouses and a new well made of stone. Just to tie it all together, I added a stone wall to surround it all.
I wouldn’t make my usual profit on this deal but it seemed worth it to me. There was one happy little cookie-baker running around in those woods now and I was the reason. Yes sir, I felt pretty good about myself.
I even rewarded my crew on the last day of construction. We wrapped it up and headed to a bar. Even though this project had ran way over budget I still was patting myself pretty good on the back for my generosity and ordered a round of drinks for the crew on me.
Well one round led to another and before you knew it, the crew starts talking about the project and asking me why I was so willing to build a place at cost for some old lady. It didn’t bother me at first, but after awhile it started getting personal. They accused me of “going soft”. Of “lowering my standards”. After-all I was B.B. Wolf and I didn’t give anything up for free. Breaking my own rules for some chick in a strange outfit just because she made me feel good.
Maybe it was the company I was in, or maybe the drinks, I don’t know, but after enough of this stuff sloshing through my brain, I decided they were right. I’d been had. And that got to me. I snarled and growled at the thought. I felt my hackles go up and the hair raise on the back of my neck. This I needed to fix.
So what did I do?
What any self-righteous, indignant business man would do who’d been taken to the woods by a red dressed, cookie basket wielding femme-fatale. I went out for revenge. Who’d that chick think I was – a sheep in wolf’s clothing? I’d show her. I built that place for her and I could blow it down again. So, I left my crew sitting at the bar and took my indignant and been-had self back to Granny’s new barn and did grade A job of trashing it. I took the roof off and made sure it was uninhabitable.
There I showed her.
The next day, I confronted Little Miss Red. Or rather she confronted me. It seems that Red was packing more than cookies in that basket. Seems she had a fifty-five ounce whoop-ass spray can of guilt in there too. Which, I swear she laced those damned cookies with. She didn’t force me to eat them but rather just left them there for me. Letting me decide whether I wanted them or not.
Sigh. What can I say? A wolf can go hungry for a long time, and can turn down a lot of things to eat but warm chocolate chip cookies - with nuts - ain’t on the list of walk-aways. Even if we want it to be.
So. Back in therapy a few weeks later, (my appointments are right after that Geico caveman dude) I tried to convince myself and the counselor that some good had come of my inter-action with Red and her relative. If nothing else, I now had two new building designs for consideration.
Which we’re proud to offer to our customers. The first, a traditional set of stone buildings with a solid foundation and built to be a lasting home for anyone. It’s might take some maintenance every now and then, but you can trust this one to last.
The other, a contemporary open-floor and a unique open-ceiling plan with crumbling foundation – is ideal for those who can live without a sense of permanency and convention. Not only is this model maintenance free, but our new blown –roof construction is absolutely guaranteed to be energy-efficient; just let the warmth of the sun heat you in the winter and count on the rain and wind to cool you down in those long summer months.
So contact the zoning directors at Himmelveil WWG if you’re interested in one of our newest designs. They’re here and we’re waiting to hear from you.
And remember our motto: “Of course you want it, it’s from Himmelveil”.
Oh, and as for Red, she’s still around – just a lot more cautious about asking for plan designs for relatives. She never wears that red dress anymore but now instead sports a screen—printed t-shirt with the picture of a wood-chopping axe-man covering her chest that says, “premises now protected”. And she’s stopped eating her own cookies.
Glad to hear you like them. I submitted a first draft of them last night. They will probably be in the mega kitabsh section down the road. I know I might still have some tweaks on the destroyed barn since it's my first double sided bash.
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