This is for all those with huge amounts of weird and wonderful photos archived on your computers

I need a pic of a slovenly security guard for a scenario at the weekend. Preferably looking into the camera, possibly at a desk. I've wasted hours googling! Does anyone have a mugshot like this?

Also, I wanted to add some noise so it looks like its coming through a CCTV monitor. Someone posted a link here that would do this, but I can't find the original post. Any ideas?

Thanks,

Strangely enough, all the Internet is really good for is a bunch of images pertaining to either animals, toys, anime or porn.

For the 40 Gbs of images I have here, I do not have one picture of a security guard.

I think the problem I'm having finding a suitable security guard picture (you used the word slovenly, which means, I'm guessing, fat, greasy, not exactly the picture of professionalism) is that all the pictures I have/find are of guards standing outside doing their job, or inside, looking fairly well-groomed and alert.

On the Internets, I don't think you're going to find a picture like that easily, because no one who is into security guards is going to post pictures of the lesser-than-model security guard. They all seem really thin, old, alert and professional.

I have nine security guard stations at my work, and none of them are slovenly. I think this is myth. XD

How 'bout this?



or This:


The Auld Grump