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Author:  Mission Orange [ 01-29-2006, 05:12 AM ]
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Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 02-04-2006, 08:12 PM ]
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One of, I believe three, cheerful songs about ship wrecks that I know, this one with a happy ending.

The Mary Ellen Carter
(Stan Rogers)

She went down last October in a pouring driving rain.
The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain.
Too close to Three Mile Rock, and she was dealt her mortal blow,
And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low.
There were just us five aboard her when she finally was awash.
We'd worked like hell to save her, all heedless of the cost.
And the groan she gave as she went down, it caused us to proclaim
That the Mary Ellen Carter would rise again.

Well, the owners wrote her off; not a nickel would they spend.
She gave twenty years of service, boys, then met her sorry end.
But insurance paid the loss to them, they let her rest below.
Then they laughed at us and said we had to go.
But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock,
For she's worth a quarter million, afloat and at the dock.
And with every jar that hit the bar, we swore we would remain
And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again.

Rise again, rise again, that her name not be lost
To the knowledge of men.
Those who loved her best and were with her till the end
Will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again.

All spring, now, we've been with her on a barge lent by a friend.
Three dives a day in hard hat suit and twice I've had the bends.
Thank God it's only sixty feet and the currents here are slow
Or I'd never have the strength to go below.
But we've patched her rents, stopped her vents, dogged hatch and
porthole down.
Put cables to her, 'fore and aft and girded her around.
Tomorrow, noon, we hit the air and then take up the strain.
And watch the Mary Ellen Carter Rise Again.

For we couldn't leave her there, you see, to crumble into scale.
She'd saved our lives so many times, living through the gale
And the laughing, drunken rats who left her to a sorry grave
They won't be laughing in another day. . .
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.

Rise again, rise again - though your heart it be broken
And life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend.
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.

As a gaming aside, one of the most famous ships in Traveller: the New Era was named after this ship, and bore the motto 'That Her Name Not Be Lost'.

The Auld Grump

Author:  Mission Orange [ 02-05-2006, 05:15 AM ]
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"THE LOVELY NORTHERN LASS,

who in this ditty here complaining shews
What harm she got milking her daddy's ewes."'

To a pleasant Scotch tune called
The Broom of Cowdon Knowes.


THROUGH Liddersdale as lately I went,
I musing on did pass,
I heard a maid was discontent,
She sigh'd and said, alas!
All maids that ever deceived were,
Bear a part of these my woes,
For once I was a bonny lass
When I milkt my daddy's ewes.
With O the broom, the bonny broom,
The broom of Cowdon Knowes,
Fain would I be in the north country,
To milk my daddy's ewes.

My love into the fields did come
When my daddy was at home,
Sugar'd words he gave me there,
Prais'd me for such a one,
His honey breath and lips so oft,
And his alluring eye,
And tempting tongue hath woo'd me oft,
Now forces me to cry,
All maids, &c.

He joy'd me with his pretty chat,
So well discourse could he,
Talking of this thing and of that,
Which greatly liked me,
I was so, greatly taken with his speech,
And with his comely making,
He used all the words could be
To enchant me with his speaking.
All maids, &c.

In Danby forest I was born,
My beauty did excell,
My parents dearly loved me
Till my belly began to swell:
I might have been a prince's peer,
When I came over the Knoes,
Till the shepherd's boy beguiled me,
Milking my daddy's ewes.
All maids, &c.

When once I felt my belly swell,
No longer might I abide,
My mother put me out of doors,
And bang'd me back and side:
Then did I range the world so wide,
Wandering about the Knoes,
Cursing the boy that helped me
To fold my daddy's ewes.
All maids, &c.

Who would have thought a boy so young,
Would have us'd a maiden so,
As to allure her with his tongue,
And then from her to go
Which hath, alas, procured my woe,
To credit his fair shews,
Which now too late repent I do
The milking of the ewes.
All maids, &c.

I often since have wisht that I
Had never seen his face,
I needed not thus mournfully
Have sigh'd, and said alas;
I might have matched with the best,
As all the country knows,
Had I escap'd the shepherd boy
Helpt me to fold my ewes.
All maids, &c.

SECOND PART.

All maidens fair then have a care,
When you a milking go,
Trust not to young men's tempting tongues,
That will deceive you so;
Them you shall find to be unkind,
And glory in your woes;
For the shepherd's boy beguiled me,
Folding my daddy's ewes.
All maids, &c.

If you your virgin honors keep,
Esteeming of them dear,
You need not then to wail and weep,
Or your parents anger fear:
As I have said of them beware,
Would glory in your woes,
You then may sing with merry cheer,
Milking your daddy's ewes.
All maid's, &c.

A young man hearing her complaint,
Did pity this her case,
Saying to her, sweet beauteous saint,
I grieve so fair a face
Should sorrow so, then sweeting know
To ease thee of thy woes,
I'll go with thee to the north country,
To milk thy daddy's ewes.
All maids, &c.

Leander like I will remain,
Still constant to thee ever,
As Pyramus or Troilus
Till death our lives shall sever;
Let me be hated evermore
Of all men that me know,
If false to thee, sweetheart, I be,
Milking thy daddy's ewes.
All maids, &c.

Then modestly she did reply,
Might I so happy be,
Of you to find a husband kind,
And for to marry me;
Then to you I would, during life,
Continue constant still,
And be a true obedient wife,
Observing of your will.
With O the broom, the bonny broom,
The broom of Cowden Knowes,
Pain would I be in the north country,
Milking my daddy's ewes.

Thus with a gentle soft embrace,
He took her in his arms,
And with a kiss he smiling said,
I'll shield thee from all harms,
And instantly will marry thee,
To ease thee of thy woes,
And go with thee to the north country,
To milk thy daddy's ewes.
With O the broom, the bonny broom,
The broom of Cowden Knowes,
Fain would I be in my own country,
Milking my daddy's ewes.

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 03-04-2006, 11:29 PM ]
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My lotus lady I'll see no more,
Away, boys, away-o
Since I left her on the China shore.
Away, boys, lift and walk away.
Away, boys, away-o
Blow me down that Yangtse River
Away, boys, lift and walk away.

When we first met she was like a queen,
Prettiest little thing that I'd ever seen.

She'd flashing eyes and long black hair,
All I could do was stand and stare.

The sweetest flower, my Yangtse honey,
My own good gal she spent my money.

I bought her silks and a golden comb,
Trouble's over now the anchor's home.

I blowed my silver for to win her,
Now there's nothing left but pork for dinner.

We're outward bound, cookie's in the galley,
Farewell, young moon, of the Yangtse Valley.

I was just at a party with John Roberts of Roberts & Barand. I had a wonderful time. :) In folk music circles I am counted as young!

The Auld Grump

*EDIT* Added link to a site that has an MP3 of the tune as well as the lyrics. (Charlie Ipcar's site - Charlie_Noble on Mudcat.)

Author:  Mission Orange [ 03-05-2006, 06:24 AM ]
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Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 03-17-2006, 03:20 PM ]
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Author:  Mission Orange [ 05-05-2006, 12:44 PM ]
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"Now to the Brocken the witches ride;
The stubble is gold and the corn is green;
There is the carnival crew to be seen,
And Squire Urianus will come to preside.
So over the valleys our company floats,
With witches a-farting on stinking old goats."

~Excerpt from Goethe's Faust~

Author:  Kevin Andrew Murphy [ 05-05-2006, 02:15 PM ]
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Author:  Pall_S [ 05-05-2006, 02:29 PM ]
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Hey! I have some old poetry too:

time draweth wrinkles in a fair face,
but addeth fresh colours to a fast friend,
which neither heat, nor cold, nor misery, nor place,
nor destiny can alter or diminish.

John Lyly, 1591

beauty, come to the hillside,
our bed be high on the hill,
four ages under fresh birches,
the mattress of green leaves
valanced with brilliant ferns,
a coverlet, against beating rain
of trees that check the shower.

dafydd ap gwilym, 1100's

Author:  Mission Orange [ 05-05-2006, 03:10 PM ]
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Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 08-05-2006, 11:11 PM ]
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This is just about the saddest song that I know - and I am somebody who has been *thwacked!* by a girl who then asked if I knew any happy songs. This is the one she *thwacked!* me for.... (We were on a date at the time...)

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY BLUES

I went down to St. James Infirmary
To see my baby there,
She was laid out on the table
So still, so cold, so bare.

Went up to see the doctor,
"She's very low," he said;
Went back to see my baby
Good God! She's lying there dead.

I went down to old Joe's barroom,
On the corner by the square
They were slingin' the booze as usual,
And the usual crowd was there.

On my left stood old Joe McKennedy,
And his eyes were bloodshot red;
He turned to the crowd around him,
These are the words he said:

Let her go, let her go, God bless her;
Wherever she may be
You can search this wide world over
And never find another man like me.

Oh, when I die, please bury me
In my ten dollar Stetson hat;
Put a gold piece on my watch chain
So they'll know I died standin' pat.

Get six gamblers to carry my coffin;
Get six pretty girls to sing me a song;
Get a jazz band to sit on my tailgate,
To play as we roll along.

Now that's the end of my story
Let's have another round of booze
And if anyone should ask you just tell them
I've got the St. James Infirmary blues....

There's lots of different versions, but this is the one that I know.

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 11-11-2006, 09:18 PM ]
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For Veteran's Day...

The Band Played Waltzing Matilda
Eric Bogle

When I was a young man I carried my pack
And I lived the free life of the rover.
From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my Matilda all over.
Then in nineteen fifteen the country said, "Son,
It's time to stop rambling, there's work to be done."
And they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun,
And they marched me away to the war.

And the band played Waltzing Matilda
As our ship pulled away from the quay,
And amidst all the cheers, flag-waving and tears
We sailed off to Gallipoli.

And how well I remember that terrible day,
How our blood stained the sand and the water.
And of how in that hell that they call Suvla Bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter.
Johnny Turk he was waiting, he primed himself well,
He showered us with bullets, and he rained us with shell,
And in five minutes flat he'd blown us all to hell,
Nearly blew us right back to Australia.

But the band played Waltzing Matilda,
As we stopped to bury our slain.
We buried ours, and the Turks buried theirs,
Then we started all over again.

Now those that were left, well, we tried to survive
In that mad world of blood, death and fire.
And for ten weary weeks I kept myself alive,
But around me, the corpses piled higher.
Then a big Turkish shell knocked me arse over head,
And when I woke up in me hospital bed
And saw what it had done, well, I wished I was dead.
Never knew there was worse things than dying.

For I'll go no more Waltzing Matilda
All around the green bush far and free,
To hump tent and pegs, a man needs both legs,
No more Waltzing Matilda for me.

So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed,
And they shipped us back home to Australia.
The armless, the legless, the blind and insane,
Those proud wounded heroes of Suvla.
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay
I looked at the place where me legs used to be,
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me,
To grieve and to mourn and to pity.

But the band played Waltzing Matilda
As they carried us down the gangway.
But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared,
Then they turned all their faces away.

And so now every April I sit on my porch
And I watch the parade pass before me.
And I see my old comrades, how proudly they march,
Reviving old dreams of past glory.
And the old men marched slowly, all bones stiff and sore,
They're tired old heroes from a forgotten war,
And the young people ask,"What are they marching for?",
And I ask meself the same question.

But the band plays Waltzing Matilda,
And the old men still answer the call.
But as year follows year, more old men disappear,
Someday no one will march there at all.

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda,
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me ?
And their ghosts may be heard as they march by the billabong,
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me ?

The era that includes WWI had some of the most brutally savaged veterans of any. :( Some very depressing songs and poems came out of it.

The Auld Grump, fan of Wilfred Owens...

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 04-10-2007, 05:57 PM ]
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And one that I am working into a game....

Piper's Refrain (Duncan Campbell)
(Rich Nardin)

I'll tell it to you as they told it to me
By the glow of the campfire burning.
By the banks of the water where we sported and played,
They once faced the fury of battle.

CHO: And up through the Champlain came the Highland Brigade
The pipes and the drummer played "Scotland the Brave."
But when they sailed home the piper's refrain
Was, Oh, how cruel the volley."

To one Duncan Campbell it came in a dream
That he'd meet his fate where he never had been;
Where the blue waters roll and the stickerbush tear,
It's "Travel well, Duncan, I'll wait for you there.

"For the French and the Indian have challenged our King."
(To a soldier like Duncan, no need to explain.)
"It's many a time I've travelled the waves
To find my fate in the fire."

From Fort William Henry their boats have shoved off
To the North of Lake George in the morning;
To the place the Frenchmen call Carillon,
And the Indians: Ticonderoga.

And the word struck Duncan like a thunderbolt there;
Everyone knew of the warning.
"Oh, give us a tune to remember me by,
For tomorrow I'll not be returning."

When the gunpowder flashed, the Highlanders died,
Never again to walk the hillside.
In the wilderness green, in the sun and the rain,
It's here they're forever remaining.

And I've told it to you as they told it to me,
Of one Duncan Campbell and the Highland Brigade.
When the campfires flicker in the summertime's wane,
through the mist on the water comes the piper's refrain.

I would link to the MP3, but MP3.com is no longer what it once was....

Author:  JackAce [ 04-11-2007, 11:57 AM ]
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Author:  spinningdice [ 04-14-2007, 06:21 AM ]
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Don't know if this qualifies... A different version to when I first heard it, but it took me long enough to find this one.

Mermaid Song

When I was a lad in a fishing town
An old man said to me
Iain, you can live your life, your jolly life
A-sailing on the sea
You can search the world for pretty girls
Till your eyes are weak and dim
But don't go swimming with a mermaid, son
If you don't know how to swim

Her hair is green as seaweed
Her skin is blue and pale
You can love that girl with all your heart
But I tell you now before you start
You're just gonna love the upper part
You're not gonna like the tail

Well, I signed on to a whaling ship
On my first day at sea
I spied a mermaid in the waves
A-reaching out to me
Come live with me in the sea, said she
Down on the ocean floor
I'll show you a million wondrous things
You've never seen before
So in I jumped and down I swam
Down to the ocean bed
And a pillow made of turtle shells
She placed beneath my head
She fed me shrimps and caviar
Served on a silver dish
From her head to her waist she was just my taste
But the rest of her was a fish

Her hair was green as seaweed
Her skin was blue and pale
Her face it was a work of art
And I loved that girl with all my heart
But I only loved the upper part
I didn't like the tail

But then one day she swam away
To sing to the clams and whales
I missed her skin, I missed her hair
And the silvery shine of her scales
Then her sister came swimming by
Set my heart in a whirl
'Cause the upper half was an ugly fish
But the rest of her was a girl

Her toes were pink and rosy
Her knees were blue and pale
Her legs were a work of art
And I loved that girl with all my heart
I don't give a damn about the upper part
And that's how I end my tale

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Author:  Mission Orange [ 04-16-2007, 10:56 AM ]
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Author:  JackAce [ 04-16-2007, 05:12 PM ]
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Quae Laetitia

Let me show you my world
See through the eyes on this girl
Break these chains
Wash away the stains
Until nothing but a free mind remains

Maybe then you will see
What the beauty of life truely means
Take my hand
for the time we'll spend
On this journey through a new wonderland

Quae laetitia!
Quae maganimitas eximia!
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnitudo et psalmodia!
Celebrate! Jubilate!
Celebrate vitam et libertatem!
Celebrate! Jubilate! Ecce vita!

There's no place around
Where the beauty of life can't be found
Hear the wind
whisper tales and hymns
Of a new dawn about to begin

Quae laetitia!
Quae maganimitas eximia!
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnitudo et psalmodia!
Celebrate! Jubilate!
Celebrate vitam et libertatem!
Celebrate! Jubilate! Ecce vita!

Leave you past behind
Let go of the doubts in your mind
Change your ways
Here's the chance you craved
For a new start with the cleanest of slates

Quae laetitia!
Quae maganimitas eximia!
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnitudo et psalmodia!
Celebrate! Jubilate!
Celebrate vitam et libertatem!
Celebrate! Jubilate! Ecce vita!

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 04-16-2007, 05:51 PM ]
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Rolling Down to Rio
(Rudyard Kipling - Set to music by Tom Lewis.)

I never sailed the Amazon
And I never reached Brazil,
But the Don and the Magdalena
They can go there when they will,
And weekly from Southampton
Great steamers white and gold,
Go rolling down to Rio,
Roll down, roll down to Rio,
And I'd like to roll to Rio someday before I'm old.

I've never seen a jaguar
Nor yet an armadill - o,
A Dillo'ing in his armour,
And I s'pose I never will-o,
Unless I go to Rio,
These wonders to behold,
Go rolling down to Rio, roll really down to Rio,
And I'd like to roll to Rio someday before I'm old.
Yes I'd love to roll to Rio someday before I'm old.

(One of my favorite songs in regards to Steampunk settings - Kipling is good for that.)

Rio Grande
(Traditional)

Was you ever in Rio Grande?
Heave away for Rio!
It's there that the river flows down golden sand!
And we're bound for the Rio Grande!

Then away, boys, away,
Away down Rio,
So fare thee well, me Liverpool girls,
We're bound for the Rio Grande.

So it's pack up your sea-chest an' get underway,
The girls we are leavin' can have our half-pay.

Our ship went sailin' over the bar,
We've pointed her bow to the southern stars.

You Liverpool judies, we'll have you to know,
We're bound to the south'ard and glad for to go.

We're a Liverpool ship & a Liverpool crew,
You can stick to the coast but I'm damned if we do!

Goodbye to Ellen & Molly & Sue,
You Park Lane Judies, it's goodbye to you.

The Auld Grump, borrowed computer, + cable down due to storm. Connection ssslllooowww...

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 12-21-2007, 12:21 AM ]
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Been a while - now for something Christmassy. :)

Out on the River on Christmas Eve

Bon fire on the bank, hard bend to the right.
On the Lower Mississippi, full moon tonight.
Where the Spanish moss hangs from the trees,
Down in Louisiana, on Christmas Eve.

That muddy water never quite comes clear,
When I try to giver a reason why I wanna be here.
Ain't you got no family, no place to be?
Out on the river on Christmas Eve.

See reflections on a clear, black night.
Watching the shoreline come into sight.
Wanna hear steam, just wanna feel wind.
See the pitman arms come round again.

That muddy water never quite comes clear,
When I try to give a reason why I wanna be here.
Ain't you got no family, no place to be?
Out on the river on Christmas Eve.

John Hartford

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 12-25-2007, 01:55 AM ]
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And another steamer songs, Australian this time.

The Outside Track

THERE were ten of us there on the moonlit quay,
And one on the for’ard hatch;
No straighter mate to his mates than he
Had ever said: ‘Len’s a match!’
’Twill be long, old man, ere our glasses clink,
’Twill be long ere we grip your hand!—
And we dragged him ashore for a final drink
Till the whole wide world seemed grand.

For they marry and go as the world rolls back,
They marry and vanish and die;
But their spirit shall live on the Outside Track
As long as the years go by.

The port-lights glowed in the morning mist
That rolled from the waters green;
And over the railing we grasped his fist
As the dark tide came between.
We cheered the captain and cheered the crew,
And our mate, times out of mind;
We cheered the land he was going to
And the land he had left behind.

We roared Lang Syne as a last farewell,
But my heart seemed out of joint;
I well remember the hush that fell
When the steamer had passed the point
We drifted home through the public bars,
We were ten times less by one
Who sailed out under the morning stars,
And under the rising sun.

And one by one, and two by two,
They have sailed from the wharf since then;
I have said good-bye to the last I knew,
The last of the careless men.
And I can’t but think that the times we had
Were the best times after all,
As I turn aside with a lonely glass
And drink to the bar-room wall.

But I’ll try my luck for a cheque Out Back,
Then a last good-bye to the bush;
For my heart’s away on the Outside Track,
On the track of the steerage push.

Henry Lawson

The Auld Grump

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 03-02-2008, 05:23 PM ]
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Song of Fey Cross
By Gwen Knighton
© 1999

Outside of our town, at the edge of the forest
Two roads come together, they call it Fey Cross
And there at the crossroads, away from the roadside
There's an odd mound of granite all covered with moss

Chorus:
Oh, soft is the pillow, all green and inviting
Sweet is the sound of a new faerie tune
But beware of the voices that call you to sleep there
That call you to dream 'neath the light of the moon.

The old people say there is music at Fey Cross
Music to call travelers off of the road
That calls them to sleep on the moss-covered hillside
And dream of the magical music below

The story is told of a sweet harper maiden
Who longed to know more than her master bestowed
She slept on the hill and the faeries sang to her
The first night a dance and the second an ode

Chorus

Again and again she went back to the hillside
Ignoring the warnings her elders implored
Night after night, the fey songs touched her heartstrings:
She learned them all greedily, longing for more

Her voice rang like silver, her steps turned to marches
She did her chores gladly in three-quarter time
She stepped through the village and dreamed of the fey songs
Of dancing, of chanting, of cadence and rhyme.

Chorus

Each night she slept out on the hill by the crossroads
She stayed every night for a year and a day
But one night, as she lay there peacefully dreaming
A wee faerie bard came and whisked her away

They sing of her still in the town at the crossroads
The harper who longed to learn the fey songs
And all of the children grow up with this warning:
"Don't listen at all: you may listen to long."

Chorus

I see that you've slept seven nights on the hillside
I know your blood sings with beautiful songs
But hear now the voice of that foolish young harper
Who listened, who listened, who listened too long.

-Sung by the group - Three Weird Sisters Available on Last.FM

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 05-21-2008, 11:19 PM ]
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Starting with a link to this one - Eric Bogle wrote this song as a memorial for Stan Rogers. .

Have you stood by the ocean, on a diamond-hard morning
And felt the horizon stir deep in your soul
Watched the wake of a steamer as it cut through blue water
And been gripped by a fever you just can't control
Oh to throw off the shackles and fly with the seagulls
To where green waves tumble before a driving sea wind
Or to lie on the decking on a warm summer's evening
Watch the red sun fall burning, be-neath the earth's rim

CHORUS:
But to every sailor, comes time to drop anchor
Haul in the sails, and make the lines fast
You deep water dreamer, your journey is over
You're safe in the harbor at last
You're safe in the harbor at last

Some men are sailors, but most are just dreamers
Held fast by the anchors they forge in their minds
Who in their hearts know they'll never sail over deep water
To search for a treasure they're afraid they won't find
So in sheltered harbors, they cling to their anchors
Bank down their boilers and shut down their steam
And wait for the sailors to return with bright treasures
That will fan the dull embers and fire up their dreams

CHORUS:
But to every sailor, comes time to drop anchor
Haul in the sails, and make the lines fast
You deep water dreamer, your journey is over
You're safe in the harbor at last
You're safe in the harbor at last

And some men are schemers who laugh at the dreamers
Take the gold from the sailors and turn it to dross
They're men in a prison, they're men without vision
Whose only horizon is profit and loss

CHORUS:
But to every sailor, comes time to drop anchor
Haul in the sails, and make the lines fast
You deep water dreamer, your journey is over
You're safe in the harbor at last
You're safe in the harbor at last
So when storm clouds come sailing across your blue ocean
Hold fast to your dreaming for all that you're worth
For as long as there's dreamers, there will always be sailors
Bringing back their bright treasures from the corners of earth

The Auld Grump

Author:  TheAuldGrump [ 06-26-2008, 09:20 PM ]
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I mentioned Tom Lewis on the celebrities thread. Here's one of my favorites among his songs - a song about changing ways....

The Last Shanty
by Tom Lewis


M' father often told me, when I was just a lad,
A sailor's life was very hard, the food was always bad,
But now I've joined the navy, I'm on board a man-o-war,
And now I find a sailor ain't a sailor any more!

Don't haul on the rope, don't climb up the mast,
If you see a sailing-ship it might be your last,
Get your civvies ready for another run ashore,
A sailor ain't a sailor ain't a sailor any more!

The 'killick' of our mess, he says we've had it soft,
It wasn't like this in his day, when he was up aloft,
We like our bunks and sleeping bags but what's a hammock for?
Swinging from the deckhead or lying on the floor?

They gave us an engine that first went up and down,
Then with more technology the engine went around,
We're good with steam and diesel but what's a mainyard for?
A stoker ain't a stoker with a shovel any more!

They gave us an Aldis Lamp, we can do it right,
They gave us a radio, we signal day and night,
We know our codes and ciphers but what's a 'sema' for?
A 'bunting-tosser' doesn't toss the bunting any more!

They gave us a radar set to pierce the fog and gloom,
So now the lookout's sitting in a tiny darkened room,
Loran does navigation the Sonar says how deep,
The Jimmy's 3 sheets to the wind, the Skipper's fast asleep.

Two cans of beer a day, that's your bleeding lot!
But now we gets an extra one because they stopped The Tot,
So, we'll put on our civvy-clothes and find a pub ashore,
A sailor's still a sailor, just like he was before!

The Auld Grump

Author:  Pall_S [ 09-27-2008, 02:03 AM ]
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