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[RPG] Stupid & Silly Magic Items
This weeks Friday game took place tonight instead - my players not wanting to drive home through two feet of snow tomorrow.....
Took the opportunity to inflict one of my favorite stupid magic items on them - Boots of Soup. Twice per day a half gallon of thick steaming chowder can be poured out of each boot. After the soup is poured out of the boots the insides of the boots are clean and dry.
Why? Because a wizard with a dubious sense of humor loved the look on people's faces when he poured a gallon of soup out of his boots, offering folks some, and then eating it.
Variant - Helmet of Soup.
The Auld Grump - so, what silly and/or stupid magic items have you added to your games?
Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.
Post subject: Re: [RPG] Stupid & Silly Magic Items
Posted: 02-08-2013, 05:59 AM
Boiler Joined: 12-14-2009, 08:08 AM Posts: 215 Location: Lichfield, UK
Ring of useful flatulence. Effects - Jump, Stinking Cloud.
Funniest bit was the guy wearing accidentally suiciding after triggering jump in a corridor that was too low. Was given a saving throw and rolled a 1...
It was ruled that the jump spell triggered, he hit the ceiling, then fell back down. On hitting the floor the effect re-triggered... and so on.
EVERY time we went on that level of the dungeon, one of the random encounters started "You hear a horrible squishing sound and smell the smell of rotten eggs..."
Never really decided what it did, it just sounded funny.
In one 3.0 D&D campaign that one of my buddies DM'd several years ago, he gave the party:
Gloves of Character Swinging - you could wield another Player Character (not an NPC!) as a weapon, doing a base damage of 2d6 to targets, but the PC wielded took half of the damage done.
They never got used 'cuz one party member grabbed them and held onto them to prevent anyone from using them.
Post subject: Re: [RPG] Stupid & Silly Magic Items
Posted: 09-24-2013, 04:44 PM
Dirigible Joined: 10-17-2007, 07:46 AM Posts: 1201
Greywolf named a funny one from his early days of gaming. A returning flaming arrow. Only... the arrow always burns with real fire, and it always returns (you can't get rid of it).
One of the players got tired of holding the thing so he tossed it on the ground. A few minutes later there was smoke coming from his back pack.
On the other hand there are plenty of interesting uses for such a device.
Once again, my players remind me that AD&D stands for Attention Deficit & Disorder...
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