Miniatures That You Love OR Hate (With Captions!)

CapnG · **Posted:** 12-06-2010, 09:30 PM

Spoo wrote:

I am both mesmerized and terrified. Is there a person inside that bird? If so, where do they keep the rest of their body?

I'm pretty sure it's just one person, the pants and shoes legs are just dummy legs.

Plus it's 'shopped.

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 12-06-2010, 09:38 PM

CapnG wrote:

Spoo wrote:

I am both mesmerized and terrified. Is there a person inside that bird? If so, where do they keep the rest of their body?

I'm pretty sure it's just one person, the pants and shoes legs are just dummy legs.

Plus it's 'shopped.

No! No! That's really Craig's Jame Bond riding a Chocobo!

The Auld Grump, the stuff of nightmares....

Ravebomb · **Posted:** 12-09-2010, 11:16 AM

It's Final Fantasy MXCIIVQ - The Bond Within Spirits: Online X-2

I'd play that game.

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 12-22-2010, 09:14 PM

Ummm....

Giant Saber-Toothed Winged Mole with Gills... Sorry, couldn't think of a caption funnier than the actual name. :oops:

Coming soon from Thunderbolt Mountain?

The Auld Grump

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 01-20-2011, 01:43 AM

fhkmywfy by The Auld Grump, on Flickr

Whoa girl! Whoa, I say!

And in regards to the mini itself... whoa!

Dang but that looks sweet!

The Auld Grump

Talae · **Posted:** 01-20-2011, 06:56 AM

That doesn't seem to fit the "Love to Hate" model...

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 01-25-2011, 10:24 PM

These are the tines that fry men's souls....

The Auld Grump, what, haven't you ever made a Tommy Paine pun?

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 02-13-2011, 07:42 PM

The pole dancers in the strip joint just weren't what they used to be.

Orangotango by Reaper.

The Auld Grump

Matthew777 · **Posted:** 02-14-2011, 04:37 PM

That is one crazy mini. Grump, I challenge you to paint it and take a picture of it in the swampwoods set

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 03-08-2011, 12:31 AM

Hmmm, just discovered an e-mail from one of my players, who wants to hire me to paint Reaper's

Sascha duBois....

As Jenny Everywhere.

I had never even heard of Jenny, but now that I have Googled her, I find her, well, everywhere. :lol:

The mini doesn't seem quite right, but, hey, at least I have a color guide.

The Auld Grump, ya know, Open Source Heroine sounds like a name for a band....

uncre8d1 · **Posted:** 03-08-2011, 07:06 AM

TheAuldGrump wrote:

Ummm....

Giant Saber-Toothed Winged Mole with Gills... Sorry, couldn't think of a caption funnier than the actual name. :oops:

Coming soon from Thunderbolt Mountain?

The Auld Grump

...with a solid brass... um... hanging belt?

uncre8d1 · **Posted:** 03-08-2011, 07:08 AM

TheAuldGrump wrote:

The pole dancers in the strip joint just weren't what they used to be.

Orangotango by Reaper.

The Auld Grump

I think I went to high school with that girl.

Matthew777 · **Posted:** 03-08-2011, 04:26 PM

LOL! I think there are several of those at my highschool... I can think of at least two.

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 05:29 AM

Oh.
Dear.
Gods.

And the expression on his face.... :shock:

Oh.
Dear.
Gods.

From Scibor, who also make a figure of a dwarf in a swim ring....

The Auld Grump

Gamesmith Denny · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 08:34 AM

TheAuldGrump wrote:

This made me blow blueberry soda out my nose. :cry:

Slug Eat Your Face, by Thunderbolt Mountain.

Such an odd counterpoint to the Lemur Wizard above.

The Auld Grump, my nose still stings from the soda.

Man how did I miss this one. My favorite sculpt in the thread! Should be the official WWG mascot...lol.

Another shot of this glorious bit of work:

uncre8d1 · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 09:58 AM

I like this one

joydyhee · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 10:02 AM

uncre8d1 wrote:

I like this one

Do I have to wear it? Where is my Red Ryder?

Matthew777 · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 02:22 PM

LOL!

Who in their right mind would have a need for that mini??!!

Talae · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 03:13 PM

Matthew777 wrote:

LOL!

Who in their right mind would have a need for that mini??!!

You obviously have the targeted market for this mini confused with sane people...

joydyhee · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 03:53 PM

Matthew777 wrote:

LOL!

Who in their right mind would have a need for that mini??!!

Dwarven acting troupe, punishment, jester, etc. I am sure we can come up with a bunch of sane reasons.

uncre8d1 · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 04:06 PM

Has anyone actually *seen* dwarven pajamas?

bkjohns96 · **Posted:** 03-15-2011, 04:15 PM

The morning after the tavern...

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 06-02-2011, 12:48 AM

Ho Ho Ho....
(Yes, that really is supposed to be Jolly Old St. Nick... from an illustration by Arthur Rackham.

By Mannikin Studios.)

The Auld Grump, I actually like the mini, but not as Father Christmas.... As for their cute liddle putty tat....

TheAuldGrump · **Posted:** 07-16-2011, 07:30 PM

Are you ready to ROCK?!

Moon River, wider than a mile.....

From Impact! Miniatures.

The Auld Grump, yeah, I stole that from Connolly.

Talae · **Posted:** 07-16-2011, 09:31 PM

I think that a kobold band should open for them...

CapnG · **Posted:** 07-16-2011, 09:56 PM

Talae wrote:

I think that a kobold band should open for them...

Heh.

The grand finale is the main event eats the opening act live on stage...

uncre8d1 · **Posted:** 07-17-2011, 01:28 PM

CapnG wrote:

Talae wrote:

I think that a kobold band should open for them...

Heh.

The grand finale is the main event eats the opening act live on stage...

Doesn't Lady Gaga do that?

Talae · **Posted:** 07-17-2011, 02:45 PM

uncre8d1 wrote:

CapnG wrote:

Talae wrote:

I think that a kobold band should open for them...

Heh.

The grand finale is the main event eats the opening act live on stage...

Doesn't Lady Gaga do that?

ROFL!

Silveri · **Posted:** 07-18-2011, 08:31 AM

Warning: NSFW (or sanity for that matter)

http://sciborminiatures.com/pow.php?abs ... one_02.jpg

And after seeing that, will you pass the pointy stick so as I could poke out my own eyes? Words. Fail. Me.

UHF · **Posted:** 07-18-2011, 08:57 AM

Silveri wrote:

Warning: NSFW (or sanity for that matter)

http://sciborminiatures.com/pow.php?abs ... one_02.jpg

And after seeing that, will you pass the pointy stick so as I could poke out my own eyes? Words. Fail. Me.

ARG! What was seen cannot be unseen!

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