These are the voyages of the Exploration Ship Znutar...

I loved that game, few know that it was written by TSRs janitor... (Yep, Tom Whams official position at TSR was janitor.) I'll have to see if there is anything recent by him...

Hmm, Awful Green Things is still in print! You can get it from There are some articles there for it as well. Including the 7th (!) edition of the rules free for download.

The Auld Grump, who first played it when it was in Dragon Magazine...

*EDIT* Tom Wham's website is http://www.tomwham.com/

Tom Wham??? Yeahh!!!!!! What was that other game he did...something about running around in a giant body or something...

Wham was a janitor? That's nutty. In addition to Snit's Revenge and AGTFOS, he also did several illustrations for the 1e books.

Also Wham is/was Dave Trampier's brother-in-law or some such. Trampier was the illustrator who did such classics as "Emrikol the Chaotic" (from the DMG) and the comic strip "Wormy." Apparently, Trampier snapped at some point and gave up fantasy illustrating entirely. I've heard rumors that he now drives a cab.

Apparently that is true... Wham apparently no longer has contact with him... Shame, Wormy was a good strip...